What the Foxx Going On!?

I pissed my pants just now, reading that Jamie Foxx fancies himself to play legendary crooner Frank Sinatra, in Martin Scorcese's planned biopic.

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaarff!

Is this a joke? If so, it certainly nailed me! Either Hollywood is taking its Frankfurt School we're-all-the-same crap to new heights, or Jamie Foxx has been taking loony lessons from his egomaniac pal Kanye West.

The Yahoo article began reporting Leonardo DiCaprio's own bid for the Sinatra gig, Leo going so far as to hire a voice coach, hoping to replicate Old Blue Eyes' distinctive tones.

DiCaprio is of Italian stock, but there his resemblance to Sinatra abruptly ends. If he hopes to land the part, Leo will have to do three more things. First, go to a hack barber for a comedy combover. Second, have his feet sawn off and reattached, leaving him six inches shorter. Finally, have a friend smash his handsome face in with a steam iron.

Even without such method acting, he's still a better candidate than Jamie friggin' Foxx! LOL! That's gonna keep me going all day!

Now I'm off to audition for the lead in Spielberg's Martin Luther King flick.

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