Monday, 29 September 2008

Maybe Next Time

Ant and Dec have come under attack while visiting British troops in Afghanistan.

According to reports today, the nation's favourite mummy's boys were out there to present a Pride of Britain award to the Army's MERT (Medical Emergency Response Team). As they prepared to leave from Kandahar, the airport was shelled by Taliban forces.

Jesus, what's wrong with these Afghan rebels? Can't they shoot straight? First Prince Harry goes out there on vacation, then his brother pops over for a nosey. Both came out unscathed, and now Ant and Dec have too.

Talk about rotten luck!

Still, hope springs eternal. Maybe Paul McCartney has Afghanistan pencilled into his world tour itinerary. A mouth that big should be a good target.

Tune in to The Pride of Britain Awards 2008 (ITV1, Wednesday 8pm) to see Ant, Dec, and their fellow forelock-tuggers, present awards to Britain's unsung heroes.


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